If I could invent something....

If I could invent something, it would be to put a paint that sprays out if someone where to steal your stereo out of your car...you know like the paint the banks put in some of the money bundles so the crook gets sprayed blue or orange. Yeah...blue or orange...or bright yellow! Why this invention? Well...Yesterday afternoon between the hour of 12:15 pm and 12:50 pm...I had my stereo stolen out of my car! I was only in Target with the boys for 30 minutes! The middle of the freakin afternoon and someone steals my stereo! What I think happened is when Zachary got out of the car and locked the door, he didn't push down all the way or forgot all together, and I forgot to check as I normally do. But on the positive side, I am glad a window wasn't broken (there is a little damage to the dash {broken plastic piece} but once the hoodlum realized that the stereo could easily be taken with out pulling the dash all apart, he took it with out damaging the dash further). I am glad that my car was not stolen. I am glad that neither I or my boys came upon the thief while in the process of stealing the stereo and be put in a potentially dangerous situation. So now I have a silent 15 minute commute to and from work for awhile until we can save up for a new stereo. At least it gives me some quiet time to ponder and pray...I needed to get new speakers anyway...so why not a stereo too!

So back to my invention...It would be hilarious to see some hoodlum walking around yellow for a month. Maybe that would teach them a lesson. I guarantee the police would be able to know exactly why he was yellow or orange and arrest them....okay maybe not...but it still would be funny to see...

I think my son has grown 2 other Kidneys...

I think my son has grown 2 Kidneys for how can I explain
the 3rd morning to coming home and finding he is soaked again

"I pee peed the bed Mom"his sweet little voice cries
"it was an accident, it's okay!" he states and I let out a sigh...

To the bathroom we go for a bath and a scrub
But not before he takes a HUGE pee before jumping in the tub.

I questioned his father, "Did he go pee before he went to bed?"
His father says "He took a Huge pee." as he nods his head

"Where is he storing it all?" I ponder as I load his blankets, sheets and clothes
into the washing maching..once again...they go

So I beg, plead to my sweet son "Please oh please....get up out of bed if you feel the need"
"Okay Mom" he states to me...
Unlock the door and walk in the house after a night of work "Hi Mom!" he greets me at the door "guess what mom..no pee the bed...I pee peed on the floor!"

sigh....